Everton
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Everton’s New Gritty Midfielder: Dewsbury-Hall
Continue Reading: Everton’s New Gritty Midfielder: Dewsbury-HallEverton’s Summer Scoop: Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall Joins the Blues Well, love, Everton’s latest business is as predictable as a misguided shot at Goodison. We’ve signed Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall from Chelsea, a lad who’s only just found his feet in the big leagues. The deal’s worth up to twenty-eight million quid, which sounds about right — we’re not…
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Fernandes Fumes as Everton Stuns United
Continue Reading: Fernandes Fumes as Everton Stuns UnitedEverton Hold Manchester United to a Screechy 2-2 Draw — Fernandes Loses His Cool Right then, let’s talk about the latest United versus Everton match. Not that it was anything special, love. It was a decent 2-2, but Bruno Fernandes, the Man United captain, wasn’t impressed. Not one bit. He called his teammates lazy and…
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Everton’s Dibling Bid Hits Roadblock
Continue Reading: Everton’s Dibling Bid Hits RoadblockEverton’s Transfer chase heats up as bids for Tyler Dibling hit a wall Well, love, it’s about as calm as a rainy Monday at Goodison. Everton’s bid for Southampton’s bright young thing, Tyler Dibling, keeps getting knocked back. Saints aren’t biting at £27m or £35m — they want closer to a fiver over fifty. That’s…
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Everton’s Transfer Woes Deepen Amid Rejections
Continue Reading: Everton’s Transfer Woes Deepen Amid RejectionsEverton’s Transfer Woes Continue as Moyes Faces Cold Shoulder on Recruits Well, I’ll start by sayin’ this — if frustration was a sport, Moyes would be chasin’ the ball every minute. Our Dave is at it again, tryin’ to do business, and again he’s been told to do one. You’d think after decades of watchin’…
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Everton Women Take Over Goodison
Continue Reading: Everton Women Take Over GoodisonEverton Women Take Over Goodison Park — But Can They Save Us From The Abyss? Look, love, Everton’s got a new stunt up its sleeve — giving the women’s team the keys to Goodison Park. Yeah, you heard right. They’ve handed over ownership of the famous old ground to the women’s side, apparently to tempt…
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Transfer Turmoil: Forest Chase Traoré as Everton Hold Steady
Continue Reading: Transfer Turmoil: Forest Chase Traoré as Everton Hold SteadyEverton and Forest in Transfer Chaos Rally Look at this, eh? Nottingham Forest skulking around for Adama Traoré again. If they get the 29-year-old wide lad, he’ll be playing for Nuno Espírito Santo — just like at Wolves. Can’t escape the old boss, even in bloody transfers. Traoré played under Nuno at Wolves — that’s…
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Everton Fan Slams Henderson’s Brentford Move: “We’re Loyal, Not Fancy”
Continue Reading: Everton Fan Slams Henderson’s Brentford Move: “We’re Loyal, Not Fancy”Everton Fan Sheila Parr Reacts to Brentford Signing Jordan Henderson and New Club Shares You’ll be glad to know I caught the latest Everton gossip, though it’s mostly been a case of watching paint dry, with a dash of bitterness. Brentford, that little blip on the map, has just brought in Jordan Henderson. Not that…
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Everton Stays Loyal in Summer Ghost Town
Continue Reading: Everton Stays Loyal in Summer Ghost TownEverton Wanderings in the Summer Ghost Town While most teams are busy jetting about and pretending they’re doing serious work, Everton is still here, showing how we do things properly — slow, steady, and with a stubborn streak of refusal. The football world is bustling with friendlies, training camps, and even the Club World Cup,…
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Everton’s Squad Crisis: A Town Called Patchwork
Continue Reading: Everton’s Squad Crisis: A Town Called PatchworkEverton’s Squad Crisis: More Than Just a Bleed-Through You couldn’t make this up if you tried. Only sixteen players in the Everton squad after contracts and loans ran out. It’s the sort of mess that makes you ask if the club’s got a ghost of a plan — or just a bad habit of patching…
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Transfer Turmoil: Arsenal, Everton and the Crazy Summer Saga
Continue Reading: Transfer Turmoil: Arsenal, Everton and the Crazy Summer SagaEverton’s Transfer Woes and the Arsenal Striker Puzzle We’re all waiting for the next episode of this never-ending soap opera. The shirt-front mystery of who’ll be the one to knock the ball to Declan Rice is nearly solved. The answer looks like Viktor Gyökeres—fingers crossed he’s on the brink of sealing his dream move from…